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Thursday, March 20, 2008

An International Tale...

King Achashverosh was Finnish with his disobedient wife Vashti. "You
Congo now!" he ordered her. After she had Ghana way, the king's
messengers went Roman the land to find a new queen. And India end, the
beautiful Esther won the crown.

Meanwhile, Mordechai sat outside the palace, where the Chile Haman
would Czech up on him daily.

"I Haiti you because you refuse to bow to me!" Haman scolded
Mordechai. "USA very stubborn man. You Jews are such Bahamas! If you
keep his up, Denmark my words! I will have all your people killed!
Just Kuwait and see, you Turkey!"

Mordechai went into mourning and tore his clothes-a custom known as
Korea. He urged Esther to plead with the king. The Jews fasted for
three days and grew very Hungary. Esther approached the king and
asked, "Kenya Belize come to a banquet I've prepared for you and Haman?"

At the feast, she invited her guests to a second banquet to eat Samoa.

The king asked, "Esther, why Jamaica big meal like this? Just tell me
what you want. Unto half my United Kingdom will I give you." Esther
replied, "Spain full for me to say this, but Haman is Russian to kill
my people."

Haman's loud Wales could be heard as he carried Honduran this scene.
"Oman!" Haman cried bitterly. "Iraq my brains in an effort to destroy
the Jews. But that sneaky Mordechai - Egypt me!"

Haman and his ten sons were hanged and went immediately to the
Netherlands. And to Sweden the deal, the Jews were allowed to Polish
off the rest of their foes as well. "You lost your enemies and Uganda
friend," the king smiled.

And that is why the Purim story Israeli a miracle. God decided to
China light on His chosen people.

So now, let's celebrate! Forget all your Syria's business and just he
happy! Serb up some wine and Taiwan on! Happy Purim!!!


Anonymous said...

That is so cute! I love it!

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh its hystericaly funny

yidskey said...

HAhahahahaha! its very cuuuuuuuuute

shoshana said...

lol so cute!!!