Joke of the Day

Maurice and Becky are arguing over who should brew the coffee each morning.

Becky says, "As you get up first in the morning, Maurice, you should make it. Then we won't have to wait too long for our coffee."
"But you’re in charge of all the cooking," replies Maurice, "that’s your job, so you should make it. And if I have to wait for my coffee in the morning, well, I don't mind."
"But it says in the Torah that the man should make the coffee," says Becky
"OK, responds Maurice, "if you can show me where it says that, I’ll never question you again."
Next day, Becky borrows a Chumash from her neighbour and shows Maurice that on the top of several pages it indeed says ‘Hebrews’.

Thought of the Day

Don't worry too much about making an impression, work on making a difference.

Weekly Puzzle

To do this puzzle, just change each letter to a letter that is directly before or directly after in the alphabet. So “A” would have to be “B”, and “F” would have to either be “E” or “G”. Once you solve the puzzle, the answer is spelled out.


Why did the golfer change his pants?


A F D B T R D          I F
_ _ _ _ _ _ _           _ _


H P S            B       G N M D
_ _ _              _       _ _ _ _


H O      P M F
_ _        _ _ _

Fruit-Yogurt Sundae

Cut up your favorite fruits. Some ideas are strawberries, bananas, oranges, mangos, kiwi's...Mix in about a cup of yogurt. For an extra treat, top off with some sprinkles, or for a healthier option sprinkle on nuts. Enjoy! 

Make a bookmark!

You will need:

White Cardstock

Decorative materials/paper/markers/photos

Glue Stick

Clear contact paper

Hole puncher

Ribbon

Directions:

Cut the white cardstock to the size bookmark you want. Cut out other colored paper in shapes, photos, draw a picture...whatever you want! Glue it all down. Cover the whole bookmark with clear contact paper. Punch a hole in the top and tie a ribbon through it. Happy reading!

Survey of the Week

Which female in the Torah are you most like? Why?

Post your answers in the comments section.