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Friday, May 30, 2008

Joke of the Day

Maurice and Becky are arguing over who should brew the coffee each morning.
Becky says, "As you get up first in the morning, Maurice, you should make it. Then we won't have to wait too long for our coffee."
"But you’re in charge of all the cooking," replies Maurice, "that’s your job, so you should make it. And if I have to wait for my coffee in the morning, well, I don't mind."
"But it says in the Torah that the man should make the coffee," says Becky
"OK, responds Maurice, "if you can show me where it says that, I’ll never question you again."
Next day, Becky borrows a Chumash from her neighbour and shows Maurice that on the top of several pages it indeed says ‘Hebrews’.


Anonymous said...

It almost a week from then!!is this a once a week thing?

Nechama said...
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Anonymous said...

Actually, it's interesting to know that while a woman can have a maid or someone else do many things for her husband, she should "brew" the coffee herself for her him.