Joke of the Day

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Handsome.

Handsome who?

Handsome of those cookies over please.  I'm hungry!

Thought of the Day

"Don't tell G-d how big your problems are -- tell your problems how big G-d is!"

When we realize that Hashem (G-d) can do anything and fix anything, our problems seem much smaller and easier to deal with. 

Parsha Crossword Puzzle

Here is a crossword puzzle about this week's Parsha, Parshat Emor. For the interactive online version click here. Clues:

Across:

2. For six days we work and on the seventh day is ________

3. We eat matzot on __________

5. On Rosh Hashanah we blow the ________

6. We count the Omer for 49 days, and teh 50th day is the holiday of ___________

Down:

1. The Kohen ______, the High Priest, is never allowed to become impure

4. The name of this week's Parshah

5. A newborn animal must be left with his mother for at least _______ days

Apple Crunch Dip

You will need:

1/2 cup peanut butter

1/4 cup rice crispies

2 apples

Directions:

Microwave the peanut butter in until melty. Mix in the rice Crispies. Cut apples into slices and dip them in the crunchy dip! 

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Make a Flower Mirror

You Will Need:
Fake Flowers 
A wall mirror 
White glue , craft glue , or hot glue 

Directions:
Arrange the flowers around the outer sides of the mirror (or any way you'd like) them, glue them down, and let it dry for at least 1 day before hanging it up . Gaze back at your pretty face, surrounded by flowers! 

Survey of the Week

Oops! Sorry for the gap in posting - I will REALLY try to make sure to post every day, even though I'm very busy now. 

The Survey of the day is:

What do you think you can do to make a difference in the world?

Post your replies in the comments section.